thesylverlining:

dave-youfool:

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"

Bullshit, racists,
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)

(Source: princetanaka)

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caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

(Source: goatpolice)

(Reblogged from lame-mane)

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

(Reblogged from roxenfel)

(Source: memewhore)

(Reblogged from roxenfel)

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

(Source: srsfunny)

(Reblogged from roxenfel)

bootyclapping:

'hey do you smoke weed?'

me:

image

(Source: bootyclapping)

(Reblogged from snorlaxatives)
No one can be everything you want them to be.
Susane Colasanti, So Much Closer  (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: simply-quotes)

(Reblogged from lovequotesrus)

thedogsofarthistory:

Dog with a Biscuit and a Chinese Cup by Giovanna Garzoni, 1640s

(Reblogged from snorlaxatives)
(Reblogged from roxenfel)

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

(Reblogged from snorlaxatives)
(Reblogged from catp0rn)
(Reblogged from roxenfel)

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(Source: ttity)

(Reblogged from chicken-nuggets-galore)

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

(Reblogged from knappyboy77)
(Reblogged from roxenfel)